It has been with great interest that the Tek-Gnostics emergency response team has been observing the Legacy Media’s (terminology tip-o-the-hat goes to Recluse) recent coverage of the vast, Orwellian conspiracy whereby the Government (you know the government of which I speak) has completely replaced all living birds, with robotic, surveillance drone replicas. The terrable truth? Birds Aren't Real. Although the MSM (LM) has only just begun covering the story, this insidious plot was first brought to light, just prior to Donald J Trump’s inaugural address, back in 2017.
During the ensuing four years, the Trump administration did not mention this conspiracy once, in the
weekly… many… several official press conferences at the White House. Does this silence equate to culpability on the part of the Trump administration? We say yes. Is it a coincidence that strange reports of birds mysteriously dropping out of the sky have been reported in Palm Beach, Florida recently? We think not (can you say: Mar-a-Lago?).
Back in 2017, the Birds Aren’t Real Truther Movement began in earnest with the launching of the Birds Aren’t Real Website. The movement’s founder, Peter McIndoe, fearlessly exposed the plot, amidst widespread ridicule, and orchestrated claims of de-legitimacy. “Our movement has been co-opted by internet trolls and people out to delegitimize us. While there are many satirical jokes made on the internet about us, we are not satirical and consider this labeling harmful to our cause” he said.
As we all know, attacking the legitimacy of any individual or group who expresses beliefs that are counter to accepted dogma, is a classic, go-to black-op of CIA or FBI types, out to squash any resistance to the bureaucratic orthodoxy. Discrediting the reputation of dissidents is the first option in any governmental disinformation campaign.
Now the Legacy Media has “piled on” in a coordinated attack, describing Birds Aren’t Real as a Gen Z fueled Operation MindF#@K! …actually formed for satirical purposes, poking fun at other conspiracy theorists on the internet. In their coverage, the LM frames Birds Aren’t Real as an elaborate prank, being pulled by Peter McIndoe, et al... to poke fun at other outlandish conspiracy theories, such as QAnon.
As conspiracy theories over politics and the coronavirus pandemic took off in the last few years, the Birds Aren’t Real movement also grew. Birds Aren't Real has such a large, loyal following that the group held a massive protest outside Twitter HQ just last month. The rally was specifically held to urge Twitter executives to change the company's iconic bird logo. On their website, the movement offers a long history and explanation for the theory, which involved the American intelligence community.
By this time, the inquisitive reader is asking: So which is it? Is it a conspiracy theory or is it a joke? A truther movement or a hoax? A legitimate conspiracy or a MindF#@K? That seems to be the essential question surrounding the enigmatic Birds Aren’t Real movement. Rest assured dear readers, the Tek-Gnostics emergency response team will be keeping our eye fixed upon this rapidly evolving story.
Who knows what truther movement will be the Legacy Media’s next target. They might even go after the Flat Earthers next… stay tuned!
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