Crazy Donald's Used Cars

 

"Come on down to Crazy Donald's used cars! Crazy Donald here, and I'm tellin' ya folks... I'm so crazy! ...these prices are INSANE!!! You lookin' for a great deal? I've got tons of inventory! Plenty of Tesla cars for you to choose from folks... just take a look at this red, model S beauty! These prices are so insane... I might buy one of these babies myself!" 

"Today's special features the totally amazing.. manly.. and beautiful Cybertruck! Sure this baby has had some minor damage..."

"Not to worry folks! Each Tesla we sell is backed by the iron-clad TRUMP guarantee! I'm tellin' ya folks... these prices are so insane that soon we'll be giving them away! So come on down to Crazy Donald's used cars! Conveniently located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C."

And tell em' Crazy Donald sent ya!!! And Remember... THESE PRICES ARE INSANE!!!