Monday, August 31, 2009

Alien Intelligence Report… “They're made out of Meat”

Our operative with the Legion of Dynamic Discord, Jack Heart, intercepted the following intelligence report from what is believed to be an Arcturian Shuttlecraft. The content of the report apparently focuses on the consideration and ramifications of “making contact” with earthling humans. There seems to be some reluctance on the part of the Arcturans as to whether or not official contact and the normalization of diplomatic relations with humanity is a good idea. Find the full transcript below…

"They're made out of meat."


"Meat. They're made out of meat."


"There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."

"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars."

"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."

"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."

"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."

"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."

"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in the sector and they're made out of meat."

"Maybe they're like the Orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage."

"Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take too long. Do you have any idea the life span of meat?"

"Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the Weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside."

"Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads like the Weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through."

"No brain?"

"Oh, there is a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat!"

"So... what does the thinking?"

"You're not understanding, are you? The brain does the thinking. The meat."

"Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"

"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you getting the picture?"

"Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat."

"Finally, Yes. They are indeed made out meat. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years."

"So what does the meat have in mind?"

"First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the universe, contact other sentients, swap ideas and information. The usual."

"We're supposed to talk to meat?"

"That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there? Anyone home?' That sort of thing."

"They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?"

"Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."

"I thought you just told me they used radio."

"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."

"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?"

"Officially or unofficially?"


"Officially, we are required to contact, welcome, and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in the quadrant, without prejudice, fear, or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing."

"I was hoping you would say that."

"It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?"
"I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say?" `Hello, meat. How's it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?"

"Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can't live on them. And being meat, they only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact."

"So we just pretend there's no one home in the universe."

"That's it."

"Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you have probed? You're sure they won't remember?"

"They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them."

"A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's dream."

"And we can mark this sector unoccupied."

"Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?"

"Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again."

"They always come around."

"And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the universe would be if one were all alone."

- Short Story written by Terry Bisson

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Tek-Gnostic Eight Circuit Reprogramming Technique

The science of Neurologic is easy. Humanity is trapped (temporarily) in static, repetitious neural circuits that create misery, conflict, prejudice, war and stupidity. There is no longer any need for this sad situation to continue. It is easy to reprogram the nervous system and thus to remove these static, mechanistic circuits (conditioned reactions). You can be anything you want to be, this time around.

To initiate the reprogramming of your nervous system, start with the illumination exercise of Tek-Gnostic Mystics. It begins as imagination, but it does not remain imagination. This is what you do…

Imagine vividly the “astral” field your body, as shown in Kirlian photography. By imagination and will, change this field into the form of a divinity: Christ, Buddha, Pan, the Great Mother, Krishna, Lao Tzu, Mr. Natural or whoever you like. It is easy to begin reprogramming the nervous system by such vivid imagination. Do the exercise at least ten minutes every morning and every evening for one week. Then, the following week, do the exercise for fifteen minutes each morning and evening.

Acquire a recording device. Record at least 50 times the sentence: “I can be anything I want to be, this time around.” Add to it a sentence necessary to your self-development, e.g., “I can be happy, this time around”, I can be fearless, this time around”, “I can be loving and patient, this time around.”

Repeat the transformation into the God-form while the tape plays back to you these new programs. Do it until you know, beyond all doubt, that it is no longer imagination that the new program has been recorded in your neurons and is incorporated within your eight brain nervous system.

Read and study carefully Exopsychology by Timothy Leary, Ph.D., Programming and Metaprogramming the Human Biocomputer, by John Lilly, M.D. Network with other Hedonic Engineers and Tek-Gnostic Shamans via our website ( and elsewhere. The ancient law of attraction suggests that our thoughts (both conscious and unconscious) dictate the reality of our lives. Like-minded networking builds a stronger and more effective reality matrix.

It is easy to reprogram the nervous system by these methods. E-mail copies of this transmission everywhere, especially to high traffic blogs and alternative news organizations. The power of this signal is magnified 100 times each time it appears on a pod-cast or on T.V.

As the species evolves, as technology (the extension of the mind in hardware) evolves, as we extend ourselves in space, time, and consciousness, the nervous system must also evolve.

- adapted from an article appearing in “The Illuminati Papers” by Robert Anton Wilson

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Navigating the Apocalypse 1.1 - Ghostbusters & Judgment Day

In 1984 Columbia Pictures released Ghostbusters, a science-fiction comedy film written by co-stars Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis, about three (with the incomparable Bill Murray) eccentric New York City parapsychologists-turned-ghost exterminators.

The plot of the movie revolves around a battle between our heros and a demonic spirit called Zuul, a demigod worshiped in 6000 BC as a servant to Gozer the Gozerian, a Sumerian shape-shifting destruction god. As the movie unfolds, the Ghostbusters learn that a mad doctor and cult leader named Ivo Shandor designed a building in the upper west side of New York City to act as a spiritual magnet so that it would summon Gozer and bring about the end of the world… Judgement Day. Below is a pivotal and revealing scene from the movie…

I am sure the Synchromystic among you noticed the appearance of the twin towers at the end of the clip. I am equally sure that a few of you have already done the math and discovered that the 9/11 attacks occurred 17 years after the release of Ghostbusters. In some circles, the number 17 is considered a cosmic trigger.

Plot recap: A high-rise building in New York City is used in an arcane ritual to bring about the end of the world…

Peter: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions!
Mayor: What do you mean "biblical"?
Ray: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor. Real wrath of God type stuff! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Egon: Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, and volcanoes!
Winston: The dead rising from the grave!
Peter: Human sacrifices, dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

In the fine tradition of Synchromysticism, specific dates and events, pop-culture/media, and numerological triggers, dipped into the primordial soup of the collective unconscious, combine in such a manner that what appeared on the surface to be seemingly unrelated events, comes into focus as a coherent signal of significance. In some circles, these coherent signals reveal a deeper or at least alternate understanding of events taking place on the contemporary world stage. And thus are the masks of the illuminati stripped away.

Louis: "Gozer the gozerain. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldranii, he came as a large and moving torb. Then, during the third reconciliation of the Mekertix supplicant, they chose a new form…that of a giant Sloar! Many shubbs and zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you."

The question is… are these signals real… or just noise? There is a great line in the old Dead tune “Box of Rain” that reads… “believe it if you need it, or leave it… if you dare”. Oddly enough, the twin concepts of belief and need are central to any conversation involving synchronicity, epiphany and prophecy. One begets the other. It is the need to believe that keeps us interested in playing the game. This applies to the religious, as well as the scientific game.

Viewed through the lens of Tekgnostics, connecting the synchromystic dots does provide insight into the wheels within wheels of earthly intrigues. Our underlying rationale is based on the quantum physics concept… one cannot separate the observer from the observed. This premise leads us to the inescapable conclusion that we affect the outcome of our perceptions of the world. As we assemble the pieces of the puzzle, larger patterns emerge. We may not have a broad enough perspective to completely comprehend these patterns, but with the shared perceptions of others interested in the puzzle, we conspire to understand the big picture.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Tek-Gnostics Update

Once again, in the ongoing pursuit of gathering and presenting the very finest in systems, strategies and artifacts needed to facilitate the successful navigation in our contemporary global civilization, Tek-Gnostics Electronic Mystery School has again updated our network core. New additions to our virtual presence on the world wide web include…

DNA & Future Memory
Tek-Gnostics insight on Humanity's encoding system for future evolution…

Dept. of Archaeology
Tek-Gnostics department of Archaeology, Anthropology & Xenoarchaeology…

Eight Circuit Reprogramming
Tek-Gnostics Hedonic Engineering’s Eight Circuit Reprogramming Technique…

Stay tuned for new additions and, as always, comments and criticisms are welcome. E-mail us with your thoughts or post them in the comments section of this topic.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

The Two Commandments for the Neurological Age

In 1966, Timothy Leary, Ph.D. and psychedelic pioneer made the following proclamation, which ushered in the “Neurological age”. In retrospect, this designation seems more appropriate, more vital than the widely used & popular “information age” moniker. It places emphasis on the sentient being that receives the “information”. The proclamation took the form of “Two Commandments”…

1) Thou shalt not alter the consciousness of thy neighbor without his or her consent.

2) Thou shalt not prevent thy neighbor from altering his or her own consciousness.

Addendum: Dr. Leary later added a third commandment: Thou shalt make no more commandments.

“Emancipate yourself from mental slavery…
none but ourselves can free our mind”

- from “Redemption Song” by Bob Marley

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Mount Shasta – Sacred Mountain

Mount Shasta, a 14,179-foot (4,322 m) stratovolcano, is the second-highest peak in the Cascade Range and the fifth highest peak in California. It is a member in the Cascade Volcanic Arc and is located in Siskiyou County, and has an estimated volume of 108 cubic miles (450 km), making it the most voluminous stratovolcano of the Cascades. Physically unconnected to any nearby mountain, and rising abruptly from miles of level ground which encircle it, Mount Shasta stands some 10,000 feet (3,000 m) above the surrounding area.

Native American lore of the area held that Shasta is inhabited by the spirit chief Skell, who descended from heaven to the mountain's summit. The indigenous peoples also have variations of a great flood myth, with Mount Shasta being the Pacific Northwest version of Mt. Ararat and the old trickster persona Coyote filling in for Noah…

Shasta Great Flood Myth

Coyote encountered an evil water spirit who caused water to rise until it covered Coyote. After the water receded, Coyote shot the water spirit with a bow and ran away, but the water followed him. He ran to the top of Mount Shasta; the water followed but didn't quite reach the top. Coyote made a fire, and all the other animal people swam to it and found refuge there. After the water receded, they came down and found new homes.

In recent times, many other faiths, particularly New Age groups, have been attracted to Shasta -- more than any other Cascade volcano. Mt. Shasta, California, a small town near Shasta's western base, is a focal point for many of these religions.

According to the Forest Service as reported in documentaries such as In The Light of Reverence, local Indian tribes, particularly but not limited to the Wintu, still practice healing rituals at the springs that flow from the mountain, and there is constant low-level conflict between the Indians and the New Age groups which have laid claim to the area as their personal sacred site.

The history of New Age fascination with Mount Shasta can be traced to the publication of Frederick Spencer Oliver's fantasy novel A Dweller On Two Planets. An indifferent, unmotivated student who was often ill, Oliver composed the novel at the age of seventeen. According to the foreword, his parents were awestruck that he could have engaged in such a sustained endeavor, and believed the novel to have been divinely inspired. They promoted it as a work of channeled wisdom, and it is still in print today. The novel is about the Lemurian race, who traveled to Mount Shasta when their continent sank beneath the ocean (Atlantis?) and are now said to live inside the mountain in a series of tunnels.

In the years subsequent to the publication of Oliver's book, many seeking people claimed to have encountered Lemurians at Shasta. These “close encounters” have successfully transitioned the ancient myths into modern ones. Spirit chief becomes Lemurian. It is not surprising that odd cloud formations atop Mt. Shasta have been connected with the UFO phenomena.

Among the above mentioned mythos, one fact is clear. Mount Shasta is an incredible place of power… rivaling any sacred site on the planet.